SWOGS Single Woman Of God Saga - Installment 1

Keep telling my friends I'm gonna do this, so here goes! Welcome to #SWOGS .....Single Woman Of God Saga LOL 😄🙋🏽💁🏽👊🏼😂

As a single woman of God waiting on THE man God has for me, sometimes things happen that cause me to think, I'm grateful for the ability, and trust God's perfect timing, but dawg where is he at?!?! He could be doing these thing!! 3 major things so far...

1. Found a small spider had laid eggs on the outside of my sliding door on my balcony. While it was interesting to look at for about a day, Sis. Sarah reminded me eventually they will hatch & that won't be good, 😝 so I had to get the spider away from the eggs, kill the spider, smash the eggs (get grossed out) and then promptly flush them down the toilet about 10 billion times to be safe. 👊🏼🙋🏽😝

2. While getting fencing for our Dangerous stage set in Ignite, the people/dudes at Menards must think that since you're at Menards you must know where everything is located and can do it all yourself. At almost 10:00 at night, they direct me OUTSIDE  around the corner of the building, 👀👀  to where I pull up to a guard shack type thing, this guy scans my receipt and says "you know where to go?"
"Uhhhh no" "See it over to the right, that's where you go" So I proceed to drive to the right, where there are stacks and stacks of fencing among other things, I'm alone even though there are people not far off and try to decide which one is mine. Finally figure it out and lift it up and put it in my trunk. Drive back over, he checks to make sure I have what I bought (uhhh where were you 5 minutes ago? I could barely figure out what I bought let alone be able to take something I didn't!) "Have a good night" 👍🏼

3. My AC stopped working on one of our hottest days. I keep my apartment on 65 so when I walked in and to my surprise it was 79 I figured something must be wrong. Now in the machines defense, it probably had needed a filter change (it kept flashing that on the screen haha) for at least 2 months, but I mean come on man! It's hot! lol! 😂😇 So I take out the filter, nothing changes, the temperature continues to climb, so I just turn it off, thinking by this point it's cooler outside than in here. On the couch about 10 minutes later, this is not going to work! I'm about to be sweating in my house! So where do I turn, Prophet Google as my Pastor Dad calls it. Look up what could be the issue, find a couple things, then it hits me! I go to the living room, grab the bottle, pour Esther's anointing Oil on my hands and went and laid hands on that beast and prayed in tongues!! Needless to say, it never stood a chance and has been freezing cold ever since!! 🙌🏼👊🏼💃🏽🎉💪🏼💪🏼😄🙋🏽

So there's the 1st installment of #SWOGS Grateful to have an intelligent capable mind, but I say again, my (future) man could have taken care of these things! So where he at dough!! 💃🏽👀🙋🏽💁🏽👊🏼😂😂😄